"You aren't too gross.... to have sex with."
"I tell people you are Mormon, then quickly follow it up by saying 'Don't worry, she's a COOL Mormon'."
"Yeah, I like the plan of you getting hott..... not that you aren't hott now... but.... okay. Shutting up now."
"I want to be RICH!!!!"
"I have to hit rock bottom... so I'm just helping myself get there."