Word to the wise: if you have spent a billion hours hand crocheting your wife an eternity scarf for her birthday, you should probably mention that what is contained in the bag is, indeed, what you made with your own two hands. Because when said wife opens the present without knowing this, it becomes a rather anticlimactic scene, and the both of you get upset and then no one is happy.
In other news, here is a photo of a scarf David made me for my birthday!!
He made it to two days before my birthday before spilling the beans, which is a new record!! The end.