Dear sweet mother of everything holy,

I cannot, for the life of me, write a blog post without it turning into a letter to someone.

So, here it goes. I am just going to go ahead and write a letter to myself of this blog, and to the person in private.

Dear Self,
Stop being stupid.
Thanks,
Youself.

Maybe now I can start writing and stop posting insipid posts about my day.

The end.